Worked from 10 to 5 today, trimming. Some of it was beautiful bud.
I got some feedback that folks found Green Flies disturbing. Thank you! That was the point. It was an off-the-cuff exploration. The blond boy is wrong for bullying Andrew. Andrew defends himself, but is wrong for framing and making the boy a quadriplegic. Who's more wrong?
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
- Jethro Tull, Thick as a Brick
And if you thought about that for more than five minutes, then I've done what I set out to do.
In 1937, the United States passed the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937. This began the Federal Government's long and hypocritical war on cannabis. But the weed is back and legal in Colorado! And that's why I am heading west to grow Medical Marijuana. If you don't get the Hogweed reference, please go buy a Genesis album from before 1976. You have no idea what you've been missing.
Tell The Senate

Let Vets Use Cannabis for PTSD
Sunday, February 28, 2016
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Green Flies
I'm knackered. I was going to say some stuff about something, but I can't recall. Thank you for playing! Anyway, here's a very short story I wrote today.
Green Flies
Andrew was 8 years old. It was 1976.
Every August, he, his Mom, and his sister, would go down the Jersey
Shore to Lavalette.
It was a cloudy day and the wind was
blowing from the west, which meant that the green flies would scissor
open your flesh and then leave you with a painful welt. Being on the
beach was a nightmare in these situations.
It was on such a day that Andy decided
to move off of the water to the top of the beach, where for some
reason, the flies were less prolific. 80 minutes later, he had made a
brilliant sand castle, he had brought buckets of water with him, and
was putting on the finsihing touches. Suddenly a big blonde kid
walked up the boardwalk, which was the way off of the beach, and
said, “Hey Kid!,” and then destroyed the sand castle with a
single kick.
“Fucking asshole,” Andrew said.
The older boy walked over to him and
punched him in the face.
As his Mom put ice on his right eye,
she said, “If he does it again, punch him in the nuts.”
Andrew was humiliated and in pain. He
decided to go his mother one step better.
- - -
It was another cloudy day, but the
eastern winds did not bring the flies. Andrew had a castle going
that had a moat, a major wall and five turrets, a bit farther from
the shore, where he could still get sand that was dry,. Along came
the older boy. “Hey Asshole,” and kicked the wall and three
turrets down.
Andrew tried to steel himself. “You
know what, douchebag. You're like a green fly. You need to be
killed.”
He laughed. “And whose gonna do that,
you fucking pussy.”
Now it was Andrew's turn to smile. “Me,
you fucking dick!” With his left hand he dug into the dry sand and
pulled out the tire iron from his mom's trunk. He swung it and caught
him on the left cheek. He quickly tossed the tire iron to his right
hand and struck him on the nose, the right cheek, and then the
throat. He dropped like a sausage. The beach was fairly empty, but a
few people stopped to take notice.
Andrew screamed, “And this for
fucking me up the ass in the men's shower yesterday, you fucking
homo!”
He swung with everything he had and
struck the blonde boy in the center of his spine. Everyone within 200
feet heard the sickening crack. The boy screamed out in agony. Andrew
was arrested and the blonde boy was left a quadriplegic.
In court, Andrew told, in heartbreaking
detail, how the blonde boy had forced him into one of the showers and
raped him. Andrew was found not guilty.
Friday, February 26, 2016
Phase Three
Phase 1- Get my MMJ Badge
Phase 2- Get a job
Phase three is to find an apartment. I'm in a temp place now and happy to be on my own again. I worked 8 days straight and moved today. I work mañana and Sunday, and who knows when I'll next get a day off.
You know, I have had the oddest urge to reread 1984 this week. I also listened to Pink Floyd's The Wall yesterday. Not sure where this is all coming from.
I
Phase 2- Get a job
Phase three is to find an apartment. I'm in a temp place now and happy to be on my own again. I worked 8 days straight and moved today. I work mañana and Sunday, and who knows when I'll next get a day off.
You know, I have had the oddest urge to reread 1984 this week. I also listened to Pink Floyd's The Wall yesterday. Not sure where this is all coming from.
I
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Moving On

Even though I move tomorrow, it's my first day off after 8 straight work days. I'm down to about 175 pounds, which I have not been in ages. Oh, how I love the farming life.
My buddy and I had a beer and talked for a while. It was fun. That's excellent news. He's one of the bravest people I've ever met, the way he deals with his MS. It's inspiring.
I hear sleep calling me. I'm exhausted.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
All Things Green
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow
-Journey
Good day at work. I'm getting close to trimming a pound a day (our ultimate goal.) I did 375.9 grams in 6.5 hours. A pound would be 452.
People at work are pretty nice. Everyone is enthusiastic about work and very positive, which is everything. If you don't have a positive attitude, you're already toast.
Aphid Giving Birth
On Monday, the plants were full of aphids. It was pretty gross. They are like the Plague. They like yellow and brown (they eat dying leaves) and I had an orange Mets hat. I had about of 20 them on my hat. They fly all over the place.
This is powder mold, we had that today. Unfortunately, we may have it tomorrow as well, same place. But they give us masks.
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow
-Journey
Good day at work. I'm getting close to trimming a pound a day (our ultimate goal.) I did 375.9 grams in 6.5 hours. A pound would be 452.
People at work are pretty nice. Everyone is enthusiastic about work and very positive, which is everything. If you don't have a positive attitude, you're already toast.
Aphid Giving Birth
On Monday, the plants were full of aphids. It was pretty gross. They are like the Plague. They like yellow and brown (they eat dying leaves) and I had an orange Mets hat. I had about of 20 them on my hat. They fly all over the place.
This is powder mold, we had that today. Unfortunately, we may have it tomorrow as well, same place. But they give us masks.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
It's No Game
Monday, February 22, 2016
4 and 4
SUNDAY
Playlist of the Week 2/14
Fragile, Topographic Oceans - Yes
Wildflowers - Tom Petty
Arriving Somewhere - Porcupine Tree
Live at the Passaic Theater, 1976 - Rush
Aladdin Sane, Ziggy Stardust, The Man Who Sold the World - David Bowie
Sultry Kissing Lounge - Markus Reuter
In the Court of the Crimson King, The Construction of Light, Discipline - King Crimson
I'm exhausted. By the time I get off on Friday, I'll have worked 8 straight days. 4 down, 4 to go. I farm therefore I am.
Sue and I exchanged texts a few weeks ago. She said that Annie had gotten my postcard and was so excited that I was becoming a 'farmer.' She's an adorable kid, she really is. We always clicked. She reminds me of the things I loved in Sue.
I miss all my kids! The Smith kids, the Sheridan girls, and Kev's boy, Colin. I miss my nephews, Adam and Evan as well. I am a lucky man to have so many people to miss.
But this is what I do. I'm extremely fortunate to have seen so many things and to have been so many places. I try new things. I live in different places. If you had ever told me that my life would be like this, I would have said you were mad. But I don't think I'd change it. I am the sum of my experiences, and I'm happy with that. Sometimes, I get so very tired, but so do we all. At least I'm enjoying the ride.
MONDAY
3 days of work left. Also looking for a new place, I was just told tonight, and working six days a week. My friend was cool about it. And that's fine. It's time. I'm more than ready to find a my own place. I appreciate everything they've done for me.
I just have a lot on my plate this week. Keep Eating.. keep eating!
It'll be the best for everyone. I'm just so damn exhausted. But I've lost about 15 pounds, so the work agrees with me. I'm just waiting for life to agree with me. It'll come. Eventually.
I don't know whether to stress and search frantically or pass out. I've worked five straight days and it's only Monday. I opt for pass out.
Playlist of the Week 2/14
Fragile, Topographic Oceans - Yes
Wildflowers - Tom Petty
Arriving Somewhere - Porcupine Tree
Live at the Passaic Theater, 1976 - Rush
Aladdin Sane, Ziggy Stardust, The Man Who Sold the World - David Bowie
Sultry Kissing Lounge - Markus Reuter
In the Court of the Crimson King, The Construction of Light, Discipline - King Crimson
I'm exhausted. By the time I get off on Friday, I'll have worked 8 straight days. 4 down, 4 to go. I farm therefore I am.
Sue and I exchanged texts a few weeks ago. She said that Annie had gotten my postcard and was so excited that I was becoming a 'farmer.' She's an adorable kid, she really is. We always clicked. She reminds me of the things I loved in Sue.
I miss all my kids! The Smith kids, the Sheridan girls, and Kev's boy, Colin. I miss my nephews, Adam and Evan as well. I am a lucky man to have so many people to miss.
But this is what I do. I'm extremely fortunate to have seen so many things and to have been so many places. I try new things. I live in different places. If you had ever told me that my life would be like this, I would have said you were mad. But I don't think I'd change it. I am the sum of my experiences, and I'm happy with that. Sometimes, I get so very tired, but so do we all. At least I'm enjoying the ride.
MONDAY

I just have a lot on my plate this week. Keep Eating.. keep eating!
It'll be the best for everyone. I'm just so damn exhausted. But I've lost about 15 pounds, so the work agrees with me. I'm just waiting for life to agree with me. It'll come. Eventually.
I don't know whether to stress and search frantically or pass out. I've worked five straight days and it's only Monday. I opt for pass out.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Diary of a Weed Monkey, part i
As far as the Marijuana food chain goes, my co-workers and I are at the bottom of the barrel. We get paid minimum wage and are oft treated as expendable. We work hard like monkeys, working as fast as we can. It's not for the weak of spirit. I have hence dubbed myself, a weed monkey.
This is not Cambodia
So, we showed up at a place I'll call, Hookah Smoking Caterpillar. We arrived on Thurs. and de-fanned 800 plants, under the grow lights! Some were 12 feet high and we were wedged between the rows. My friend, Jonah, is a big dude and he was getting claustrophobic. I was brushing up against the plants with my bare arms, so I was a human resin ball by 6pm. 90 minutes after we started, somebody cranked the platform and gave us more room. Jonah shouted "What the fuck, bro? Where was that at 8:45?
It was bright and hot as hell. Everyone came back from lunch with sunglasses and baseball hats. If you could have hidden the ceiling and told me I had been dropped into Cambodia, I would have believed you.
Keep trimming..., keep trimming!
Fri, Sat and Sun we trimmed at the Caterpillar. Saturday there was a gas leak. They cleared us all out. After 30 minutes, they told us it was a pilot light that had gone out. Some people refused to go back in. I trusted, Joe, the manager. He's a decent guy. A dude next to me said, "They really don't care about our safety. It's all about the money."
"That's capitalism," I said.
Then the owner came in and gave us a very unmoving apology, saying that it was safe and that the other people 'just didn't want to work.' "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't safe."
The moment he left the room, someone said, "Just keep trimming, keep trimming," like Dory in Finding Nemo. Then the whole room was saying "Keep trimming, keep trimming!" The owner left 20 minutes later. Cuz it was plenty safe.
Welcome to the jungle.
You Say It's Your Birthday
Happy Birthday to the Seester, Mel. Thank you for being so generous and good to me during batshit crazy times. I miss ye.
Your birthdays are the single day of the year that I feel old. Because if you're that old, then that makes me....
Coda
Sorry I was gone so long. I'll try to keep on top of the blog. I have just been burning the candle at both ends. As Mum always reminds me, "You're not in your 20s anymore." Foolish of me, but I still forget.
This is not Cambodia
So, we showed up at a place I'll call, Hookah Smoking Caterpillar. We arrived on Thurs. and de-fanned 800 plants, under the grow lights! Some were 12 feet high and we were wedged between the rows. My friend, Jonah, is a big dude and he was getting claustrophobic. I was brushing up against the plants with my bare arms, so I was a human resin ball by 6pm. 90 minutes after we started, somebody cranked the platform and gave us more room. Jonah shouted "What the fuck, bro? Where was that at 8:45?
It was bright and hot as hell. Everyone came back from lunch with sunglasses and baseball hats. If you could have hidden the ceiling and told me I had been dropped into Cambodia, I would have believed you.
Keep trimming..., keep trimming!
Fri, Sat and Sun we trimmed at the Caterpillar. Saturday there was a gas leak. They cleared us all out. After 30 minutes, they told us it was a pilot light that had gone out. Some people refused to go back in. I trusted, Joe, the manager. He's a decent guy. A dude next to me said, "They really don't care about our safety. It's all about the money."
"That's capitalism," I said.
Then the owner came in and gave us a very unmoving apology, saying that it was safe and that the other people 'just didn't want to work.' "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't safe."
The moment he left the room, someone said, "Just keep trimming, keep trimming," like Dory in Finding Nemo. Then the whole room was saying "Keep trimming, keep trimming!" The owner left 20 minutes later. Cuz it was plenty safe.
Welcome to the jungle.
You Say It's Your Birthday
Happy Birthday to the Seester, Mel. Thank you for being so generous and good to me during batshit crazy times. I miss ye.
Your birthdays are the single day of the year that I feel old. Because if you're that old, then that makes me....
Coda
Sorry I was gone so long. I'll try to keep on top of the blog. I have just been burning the candle at both ends. As Mum always reminds me, "You're not in your 20s anymore." Foolish of me, but I still forget.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Down on the Farm
Now I'm a farmer, and I'm digging, digging, digging, digging, digging
Now I'm a farmer, and I'm digging, digging, digging, digging, digging
It's alarming how charming it is to be a-farming
How calming and balming the effect of the air
-The Who

Worked 46 hours last week, so 6 hours of overtime! That will help my economic plight. I like the company and have made some friends. It's been warm- 50s and 60s.
It's great to be back harvesting the plants. I love it. Yesterday we had a half day and today I have the day off. Tomorrow it's back to work Thurs. - Sunday. Not sure when my next day off will be. Hey, if you've got work, I'm in. Call me a strumpet or a tart, but I'm open to anything if it has to do with sharp objects and Cannabis.
Life has been kind of normal: I work, I'm exhausted, I eat and go to sleep. Simple. Too bad it won't last.
Now I'm a farmer, and I'm digging, digging, digging, digging, digging
It's alarming how charming it is to be a-farming
How calming and balming the effect of the air
-The Who

Worked 46 hours last week, so 6 hours of overtime! That will help my economic plight. I like the company and have made some friends. It's been warm- 50s and 60s.
It's great to be back harvesting the plants. I love it. Yesterday we had a half day and today I have the day off. Tomorrow it's back to work Thurs. - Sunday. Not sure when my next day off will be. Hey, if you've got work, I'm in. Call me a strumpet or a tart, but I'm open to anything if it has to do with sharp objects and Cannabis.
Life has been kind of normal: I work, I'm exhausted, I eat and go to sleep. Simple. Too bad it won't last.
Saturday, February 6, 2016
Living in the Limelight

People, we're going back to work!
-Homer Simpson Last Exit Springfield
Mañana the Super Bowl. I predict that Carolina wins 30 - 10 and that there will be a lot of unhappy people at work on Monday. It will be my first Super Bowl in Colorado, so the game starts at 4:30 MST. That's awesome. The Caps played at 11am this morning and won. Sports are at whacked out times out here.
MJDB
Here's a new a thing. It's called MJDB
Music:A Tribute to Jack Johnson/Miles Davis
Joint: Blue Widow (50/50 hybrid)
Drink: Vodka
Book: Life after Life/Kate Atkinson
Hello Friday night! The buzz is sublime. This Blue Widow also surprised me with how smooth it was. Tito's Vodka, mixed with anything, is nice.
This is my favorite Miles album, which a DC cab driver told me about over ten years ago.
I just picked this book up today and I've already read 75 pages. It's about a woman born in 1910, England, and how when she dies she lives again. Takes place during both world wars, so it's historical as well. I'm gulping it down.
Friday, February 5, 2016
The Unreal
It's been so cold, it's unreal. It's supposed to break mañana and be 50 F, so James and I will go out for a jaunt at City Park. I'll bring my phone this time, so I can take pictures.
< Bear Lake
Once it doesn't hurt anymore to go outside, it will be fine.
James and I are going to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor on Monday in Denver. They are post-rock and weird as hell. They are great to see live. I saw them once in Madrid with my friend, Tweedie. They were awesome.
Trim
They call me the working man
-Rush
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
A Wee Bit Tardy
Well, we got a foot of snow, it was just a day late. Such is the whim of the Rocky Mountains. The currents do as they will up here. So I dug my car out and ran what few errands I had. People with pick up trucks were spinning out, while I drove my Corolla in 2nd gear. The moral of the story: USE YOUR GEARS, MORONS!
It was cloudy today, as it was still snowing. Mañana might be the big melt if the sun comes out. The Denver sun can melt half of our snow in a day. Plus, the plow crews are relentless (where do they get that tax money from?)
It was cloudy today, as it was still snowing. Mañana might be the big melt if the sun comes out. The Denver sun can melt half of our snow in a day. Plus, the plow crews are relentless (where do they get that tax money from?)
Monday, February 1, 2016
Bat Girl

So tell me, oh Baseball Mama, who are you? Is the dog that valuable? Do you have dangerous enemies? Or do you hit balls to the dog in the park? Reveal to me, the mystery, O' Bat Girl.
- - -
We haven't gotten as much snow as they predicted, just mostly on cars and grass, but James just told me it may come tomorrow. But the storm has made the Internet lousy all day. Mañana is another day.
I went to the Indo Expo on both Saturday and Sunday, which was a convention for the industry. People sold grow lights, fertilizer, hydroponic kits, growing trellises, advocates for the use of hemp, different smoking and vaping devices, as well as tech, accounting, HR, legal, and marketing people. It was very interesting and a recruiter gave me some good tips after looking at my CV.
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